LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO

  1. not get buttered popcorn at the movies
  2. be uncomfortable with who you are
  3. change what you do for other people's benefit
  4. be guarded around everyone
  5. nap through it
    but also....
  6. neglect yourself and your needs
  7. spend time with people that don't deserve you
  8. be cynical forever
  9. worry about things you can't control