MOST IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN

  1. well...
  2. I couldn't tell ya
  3. because all I can remember from that year is this:
  4. Betty Botter bought some butter
  5. but she said, "this butter's bitter!"
  6. and if she put it in her batter
  7. it would make her batter bitter
  8. so she bought a bit of butter
  9. better than her bitter butter
  10. and she put it in her batter
  11. and it made her batter better
  12. so 'twas a girl named Betty Botter
  13. who bought a bit of better butter
  14. tada!
    I crushed it