all direct quotes from my cool cousin, Joanna, followed by "that's a pact, write that down" ((pact=fact bc of Filipino pronunciation))
  1. tea tree oil and coconut oil solve everything
    if tea tree or coconut oil can't fix it, just burn it down
  2. Asians don't raisin
    it's in the bible.... the pinoy (Filipino) bible
  3. good girls and bad girls are the same girls, just at different times
  4. when Cara turns 18, we're taking a cousins' trip to oktoberfest
    like a pact-pact, not a fact-pact
  5. do no harm, take no bullshit
  6. if it's not covered in butter, are you really in Kentucky?