Areas in Denmark ranked on how little I understand the local dialect

Denmark is not that big. Dialects should therefore not be an issue. But here we are..
  1. Sjælland
    The closest you get to how Danish is supposed to be pronounced. They do however sound the most annoying when speaking.
  2. Fyn
    The closest you get to a real life musical. Is just as exhausting as it sounds.
  3. Østjylland
    Home of some of the strangest expressions and sounds.
  4. Nordjylland
    Where I was born. Does not make the fact that I have serious difficulty understanding people speaking in dialect any better.
  5. Sønderjylland
    Might as well be a different country. I understand nothing. Only explanation I can imagine is, that they are trying to communicate with aliens.