5 THINGS MY DAD GRILLS ME ABOUT WHEN I VISIT

Persecuted by Lars when he picks me up from the airport.
  1. When's the last time you took your car in for service?
    Um.....you know....recently?
  2. How's your 401k doin'?
    Still not money I can actually spend.
  3. How's work?
    Busy. Secret-y. Can't tell you anything. Also don't actually know any secrets.
  4. How 'bout that Apple stock price, huh?
    Yep. How 'bout it.
  5. When's the last time you got your oil changed?
    OKAY DAD I GOT IT