HOW TO SURVIVE A WORK BRAINSTORM
- •Say all of your ideas out loud. Be judged.
- •Keep your ideas to yourself. Implode.
- •Make a suggestion based on someone else's idea. Um, hello. He just said that.
- •Add "Mhm" and "Sounds good" where appropriate. Die slowly.
- •Inception your idea into the team leader's mind while she's sleepi- I mean, leading a brainstorm.
- •Wait for the perfect moment to say your best, crafted-by-elves, forged-in-gold idea. Congrats, you're the hero.