SIGNS YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LADY BACHELOR

  1. When you consciously decide to eat cereal for dinner.
  2. When you don't want to get groceries so you use the two ends of the bread for a sandwich.
  3. When you wait for the rain to wash your car...during the California drought.
  4. When Real Housewives, Scandal, and Teen Mom have invaded your DVR.
  5. When you constantly wonder how you ended up watching House Hunters AGAIN.
  6. When your long-distance husband comes to visit and realizes that he gave his old bachelor life to you. #weddingpresent
  7. When you find many ways to multitask doing something while pinning on Pinterest.
  8. When you wear creamy masks on your face around your judgement-free apartment.