BOOKS EVERYONE SAY THEY LOVE, WHICH HAD LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THEY'RE LIARS,

  1. Jane Eyre
    Boring ass book about a girl in the 1900s. Spoiler alert: she marries the guy at the end
  2. Wuthering Heights
    All of these books has "inspired" girls in popculture, but I especially remember that Bella in Twilight always talked about this fucling book? ...why? It sucks ass.
  3. Pride & Prejudice
    Boring styro about a girl and her sisters and like their fight about who deserves to be married away? Hated and burned it.
  4. Sense & Sensibility
    Also a borebook from glorified Jane Austen.
  5. Emma
    Same as above.
  6. Basically all other books about girls in the 1900s now that I think about it