What you need to know is that I've seen boys and men do all of these things, and I no longer have faith in the male kind.
  1. try to find where the vagina is
  2. try to find out where it poops
  3. take a selfie with it, probably with thumps up, and use it as profile picture on Tinder
  4. smell it
  5. throw it on something to see if it breaks
  6. smack a friend in the face with it
  7. see if it's possible to lit it om fire