THINGS THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ON THE SUBWAY

I moved to Stockholm in January and some weird shit has happened to me on the subway since then.
  1. a child came up to me and asked what train he should take?
    Here, I had to make a decision. Should I send him away or become his new mom?
  2. sudden realization of how hard life sucks
    This happened: my headphones were broken, my phone was dead and for 15 minutes I sat behind a click of horny bacne tweens.
  3. seen people puke
  4. tried not to puke
  5. puked
  6. possibly been discreetly humped by an old man yesterday :(