Things I Rant About

  1. Getting jolly ranchers stuck in my teeth
  2. Not having enough of the artificially flavored syrup in my gushers. I pay $6 for a pack. GODAMIT I expect a good squirt
  3. My pillow being too high... my neck is sensitive, ok
  4. That being said, these things don't do jack shit
  5. The ending of How I Met Your Mother
  6. I don't think I need to explain why for this one
  7. When you had to buy an expensive text book for a class, but you've only cracked it open once
  8. Losing my rubber bands. All. The. Time. It doesn't matter how many I have in the beginning, because in the end there is only going to be 2.5 left (I buy extra shitty ones that way I don't feel bad when I lose one. So the 0.5 is the broken one)
  9. When people write my name with a "ph" instead of an "f."
  10. People that pronounce white with the "h"
  11. Oh and stale lucky charms!