This has been in my drafts for a year, probably should have stayed there.
  1. Russ
    Static
    He's a gentle giant who drums with a sick rapping ghost that emerges from within him periodically. What more could you want?
  2. Noodle
    Static
    1) she's a girl 2) she's perennially 12 and 3) she's a prodigy. Boom.
  3. Murdoc
    Static
    He's real fucking dark, which is kind of intriguing right? Like, will he murder me or love me? I'm not sure but I think I want to find out.
  4. 2D
    Static
    His name says it all. He's got the pipes and that's about it. A little mopey, not enough murdery.