MY REACTIONS TO THE JINX AS I WATCH IT - EPISODES 5&6
I swear that I'm usually a productive member of society but... I'm sick and we're almost there!
- •Is this defense attorney fucking kidding me with this capitalism comment?"Is it unfair that people with money escape? Sure. But that's capitalism baby! 😎" 😡😤😩😲
- •Where the hell is his wife Debrah in all this?? Does she seriously think he's innocent?
- •Smooth moves by Doug's security detail
- •Theeeeere's Debrah. She's so damn shady.
- •"California's a big state."Said with a smirk. Blech.
- •OH FUCK - "Beverley Hills" and identical handwriting!!!!He must truly think he'll get away with it. So many things he's done that point back to him, and he's not a dumb guy.
- •Who would call a dead person a cadaver? Probably someone who called another dead person "It."
- •Literally burritoed up in my fuzzy blanket right now. So creepy!! Not sure if this is helping with my cold, since I don't think I'll be able to sleep again.
- •HE WAS ARRESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!?
- •"Bob Durst may be the unluckiest guy in the world" - Texas JurorYou are so dumb. How many times can you be caught in/around violent crimes and people still think you're innocent?!
- •He's totally ignoring the same misspelling of Beverley Hills ...Also, another disgust tic - he's pissed.
- •Is he about to throw up? He's still going to deny he wrote the cadaver note? But does admit he wrote the similar note?
- •HIS MIC IS STILL ON"There it is, you're caught. You're right of course. You can't imagine. Arrest him. I don't know what's in the house. Oh, I want this. What a disaster. He was right. I was wrong. And the burping. I'm having difficulty with the question. What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course." Holy. Shit.
- •Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuckI have goosebumps. Holy shit.
- •Its time for a few episodes of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to cleanse the palate.