MY REACTIONS TO THE JINX AS I WATCH IT - EPISODES 5&6

I swear that I'm usually a productive member of society but... I'm sick and we're almost there!
  1. Is this defense attorney fucking kidding me with this capitalism comment?
    "Is it unfair that people with money escape? Sure. But that's capitalism baby! 😎" 😡😤😩😲
  2. Where the hell is his wife Debrah in all this?? Does she seriously think he's innocent?
  3. Smooth moves by Doug's security detail
  4. Theeeeere's Debrah. She's so damn shady.
  5. "California's a big state."
    Said with a smirk. Blech.
  6. OH FUCK - "Beverley Hills" and identical handwriting!!!!
    He must truly think he'll get away with it. So many things he's done that point back to him, and he's not a dumb guy.
  7. Who would call a dead person a cadaver? Probably someone who called another dead person "It."
  8. Literally burritoed up in my fuzzy blanket right now. So creepy!! Not sure if this is helping with my cold, since I don't think I'll be able to sleep again.
  9. HE WAS ARRESTED
    !!!!!!!!!!!!?
  10. "Bob Durst may be the unluckiest guy in the world" - Texas Juror
    You are so dumb. How many times can you be caught in/around violent crimes and people still think you're innocent?!
  11. He's totally ignoring the same misspelling of Beverley Hills ...
    Also, another disgust tic - he's pissed.
  12. Is he about to throw up? He's still going to deny he wrote the cadaver note? But does admit he wrote the similar note?
  13. HIS MIC IS STILL ON
    "There it is, you're caught. You're right of course. You can't imagine. Arrest him. I don't know what's in the house. Oh, I want this. What a disaster. He was right. I was wrong. And the burping. I'm having difficulty with the question. What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course." Holy. Shit.
  14. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
    I have goosebumps. Holy shit.
  15. Its time for a few episodes of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to cleanse the palate.