STRANGE THINGS MY COWORKER HAS SAID AND/OR DISCUSSED AT WORK
She keeps it 💯. Background: young married gal from a very small town in Louisiana, ergo very conservative. One super cute son. Too many amazing quotes.
- •"Hi, do you all accept baby squirrels?"This is no joke. What the hell was happening? Who was she calling? Was the baby squirrel a form of currency??
- •"I accidentally went to a nudist resort. Figured I should make the most of it. Nice people!"
- •Her fertilityToo many quotes on this topic. To be clear, I mean more than one, even though just one would have been too much.
- •"Have I told you about the time I accidentally walked in a gay pride parade?"So many happy accidents.
- •"What's bukkake?"To be fair, this was during a game of Cards Against Humanity. Also, am I a terrible person for knowing what it was? Having an existential crisis.