THINGS I DO NOT WANT TO DO AT 5 AM

As confirmed by me at 5am
  1. Another shot/drink
  2. Turn up the volume on the music
  3. Just one more dance
  4. Brush teeth
    Suggested by   @FCheever
  5. Wash my face
  6. Deal with a raging and unfriendly uber driver
  7. Be not asleep
    Mostly this. Just this, really.