The nerd store I work at sells records, I'm the record guy (and the comic guy, and the everything else guy). Our customers often bring us the same records over and over. Here's the records I never want to see again:
  1. "The Jazz Singer" - Neil Diamond
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    I've never heard this record, and I never will but anytime I see this I want to snap this record in half
  2. "Sing Along with Mitch Miller"- Mitch Miller
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    Look at his smug little face... I can't hate too hard tho because I'd probably look that way too if I sold 10 million records despite no one liking my music at all
  3. "Heart Like A Wheel"- Linda Rondstadt
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    No shade Linda, but all ya fans must have some serious buyer's remorse about this cut
  4. "Treat Me Like A Lady"-Helen Reedy
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    I'd like to pose like this on my debut album cover so I've probably taken this record more than I should've considering it never sells
  5. "Renaissance" - The Association
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    I appreciate that they run #mobbdeep but I need them to associate elsewhere
  6. "Dan Fogelberg"- Dan Folberg
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    Iono why but I just hate this dude's name and likeness
  7. "This One's For You"-Barry Manilow
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    This one's extra bad because people really be leaving notes on their records like $12 when I really have no business taking another Barry fucking Manilow record
  8. "At Large"- The Kingston Trio
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    Nope.