SOCKS WITH SANDALS AND OTHER AGGRESSIVE NON PUNISHABLE PUBLIC CRIMES

  1. Put your iPad camera away
  2. Honking your horn more than once a month
  3. Still acting surprised at an iPhone 6 plus
    Yes, they're real.
  4. Socks with sandals
    Even when you're alone.
  5. Not pulling all the way up at the gas station.
    Suggested by   @kelleyfox