THINGS I'VE HAD TO TALK MY PSYCHOTIC BESTFRIEND OUT OF BUYING

Maybe I'm the one actually at fault here @Debby
  1. An in-home infrared sauna
    Not the worst idea actually.
  2. 27 cat litter boxes
    They were $200 each
  3. Sushi Park for dinner every night
  4. A large parrot
    She did get a Chinese water dragon named Sarge though.
  5. A Zip Line from her house to the guest house
  6. Apple Music
    Because let's be honest.. Spotify
  7. A thousand kittens
  8. Etc..