How to know you're in the middle of a heat wave

  1. Every time one part of your body touches another part of your body, they're immediately both wet
  2. Every time one part of your body touches anything else it's immediately wet
  3. You sweat from places you didn't know could sweat
  4. It's like a ghost town outside and everyone's blinders are closed
  5. You make three steps and you need a glass of water
  6. The mattress is too hot
  7. The couch is too hot
  8. People are too hot
    Literally
  9. As soon as you get out of the shower, you have no idea if you're wet from the shower or if you're sweating that much
    Suggested by   @Jodiehoklas
  10. If your in Manchester England "it has not rained for 1/2 a day"
    Suggested by   @Waddy
  11. Your patience dwindles to nothing, especially if people are slowing you down when you're trying to go somewhere cooler.
    "PUT YOUR DAMNED SHOES ON SO WE CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT!!" Oops. Too late.
    Suggested by   @doodler19