If I Ever Have To Start Over in the Witness Protection Program

Inspired by @HisDudeness
  1. New name : Sam
    My First name initials. They say you never choose a random name ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  2. New place : Strasbourg
    A dream of mine
  3. New job : Construction worker
    Yep
  4. New hobbie : golf
    Nobody from my old life would ever think of looking for me there...
  5. New look : blue hair shaved very short, ample black clothes, face tattoo?