Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Eat mushrooms
    Not the drugs one. Wait... I could probably too
  2. Watch a soccer game
  3. Wear high heels
  4. Fall asleep in less than 2 minutes
    Haha who am I kidding...
  5. Seduce a stranger
  6. Invest in the stock market
  7. Drink red bull
  8. Cross a street full of old acquaintances
  9. Sell something
  10. Hitchhike
  11. Ask for a raise
  12. Take a cab, alone
  13. Ride the Ferris wheel