1. Texting
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    We don't have to make calls anymore!!!
  2. Manatees
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    Just soothing and good for self confidence
  3. Pizza delivery
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    It would be even better if a robot delivered food, but it'll happen.
  4. Kimya Dawson
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    Same as manatees
  5. Social media
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    Yay! Who needs IRL friends?
  6. Google maps
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    Nope, I'd rather die of dehydration that ask for directions
  7. Actually the whole internet
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  8. Online food ordering/Curbside -to-Go
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    Thank you Applebees and all the others. Points to Panera for the connivence of being able to grab it off a shelf.
    Suggested by @MaddyandOwensMom
  9. Hoodies & Sunglasses
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    Suggested by @ameliaville
  10. Headphones
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    Instant solitude
    Suggested by @narniashamrock
  11. Books
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    Making "table for one"s and waiting in public comfortable since the beginning of time. Or whenever they invented paper probably.
    Suggested by @bdubbayou