Things that were made for socially anxious people

  1. Texting
    We don't have to make calls anymore!!!
  2. Manatees
    Just soothing and good for self confidence
  3. Pizza delivery
    It would be even better if a robot delivered food, but it'll happen.
  4. Kimya Dawson
    Same as manatees
  5. Social media
    Yay! Who needs IRL friends?
  6. Google maps
    Nope, I'd rather die of dehydration that ask for directions
  7. Actually the whole internet
  8. Online food ordering/Curbside -to-Go
    Thank you Applebees and all the others. Points to Panera for the connivence of being able to grab it off a shelf.
    Suggested by   @MaddyandOwensMom
  9. Hoodies & Sunglasses
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  10. Headphones
    Instant solitude
    Suggested by   @narniashamrock
  11. Books
    Making "table for one"s and waiting in public comfortable since the beginning of time. Or whenever they invented paper probably.
    Suggested by   @bdubbayou