1. 1.
    You google a lot of persons because you're really a stalker and if you were a guy people would go as far as call you a perv but thank god you're a woman.
  2. 2.
    You're a closeted commie
  3. 3.
    You like cats so much you have 3 of them tattooed on yourself
  4. 4.
    You cry a lot
  5. 5.
    You like to flirt a lot but it's a sort of ninja flirting where the person doesn't even notice it
  6. 6.
    You cannot be intentionally mean
  7. 7.
    You have a tendency to think everyone do the best they can so you can't stay mad at someone
  8. 8.
    You have no strict behavioral code
  9. 9.
    You are friends with 100% of your exes
    To be fair I only have 1 and a half
  10. 10.
    You think art is everything
  11. 11.
    You just want to make children and raise them to be awesome human beings
  12. 12.
    You see cute guys/ girls everywhere and you make (respectful) comments in your head and sometimes aloud
  13. 13.
    You always say being tall sucks and you wish you were a few inches shorter but truly you don't.
  14. 14.
    Your goal has always been to have a Dawson's Creek kind of clique
  15. 15.
    You like trees but you don't see them often
  16. 16.
    You hate living in the city but you do
  17. 17.
    You said you didn't want to follow your mother's path but you kind of did
  18. 18.
    You almost never go out
  19. 19.
    You didn't drink for 5 year and now you can get drunk with half a beer
  20. 20.
    You talk to yourself a lot, sometimes not even with actual words
  21. 21.
    You're extremely smart but lazy so you didn't become successful
  22. 22.
    You're scared people you love will die all the time
  23. 23.
    And you have a savior complex
  24. 24.
    You only wear dresses because it's more comfortable, not because it's prettier or girly
  25. 25.
    You haven't worn make up or a bra in years.
  26. 26.
    You miss your alternate lives
  27. 27.
    You feel the love in your whole body and sometimes you need te love to explode
  28. 28.
    You're scared of your phone
  29. 29.
    You know meditation would save you but you just don't do it
  30. 30.
    You have a half brother but he's actually so much more than your brother, there is no word for how much you love and admire him.
  31. 31.
    You feel like you have a relationship with someone who was dead before your birth.
  32. 32.
    You're the only french girl who went abroad for months and didn't get hit on
  33. 33.
    Actually nobody ever hits on you and it's a mystery that's been bugging you for years
  34. 34.
    But thank god because you have no chill
  35. 35.
    Your best friends are a goddess philosophy teacher, a gay computer worker/ car enthusiast guy and a weird hot mathematician American guy.
  36. 36.
    You hate Paris
  37. 37.
    You love New York
  38. 38.
    You have a variable memory which makes for funny situations
  39. 39.
    You're extremely passionate but you learned a long time ago it's not good for you so you try to minimize them (political as much as relationships)
  40. 40.
    You have a very deep Faith
  41. 41.
    But not the kind written in old books and restrained by laws
  42. 42.
    You're actually very angry towards religion, and also rich people
    No link but you're equally unfairly angry with them
  43. 43.
    You like to stay up very late but you know it fucks you up so you don't indulge
  44. 44.
    And you also love to be up for the sunrise and the very early morning.
    But it doesn't happen a lot...
  45. 45.
    You often think that your friends suck for various reasons
  46. 46.
    Mostly because you just want to play board games!
  47. 47.
    And for them to answer when you text them!
  48. 48.
    You drink hot herbal tea every morning and every night.
  49. 49.
    You think music is made to dance on it, sing with it or cry
  50. 50.
    One of your dreams is to have one of those garages with all your tools on the wall and just make stuff!
  51. 51.
    You can throw away things you care about in an eye blink if needed, you have no real sense of attachment to things
  52. 52.
    You eat 5/6 times a day
  53. 53.
    Your favorite meal is the one after the diner when you eat tons of chocolate just before bedtime
  54. 54.
    Your favorite kiss is the one on the back of the neck
  55. 55.
    Your favorite hour is 22.22
  56. 56.
    Your favorite emoji is 🐻
  57. 57.
    You have a lot of weird "in your head" relationships with people you haven't seen for years, and teddy bears.
  58. 58.
    You could really have an affair with a 17 year old as well as with a 71 year old and you don't see the problem with that.
  59. 59.
    You studied literature but you never read anymore and you're ashamed.
  60. 60.
    You wish you could be an artist full time but you kind of believe artists are usually miserable even if you wish you didn't believe it.
  61. 61.
    You're an introvert who turns into an extrovert when she's around people she trusts.
  62. 62.
    You also love talking about yourself, but people have to ask
    😉 so thank you @veshecco