AN HONEST LIST OF THINGS I GOOGLED WHILE ON THE TOILET 🚽📝12/18
Let's not pretend that you don't do some really important stuff on your phone while you're in the loo. It's called multitasking. 😁
- •How to make hammered metal jewelryThere's a lot of tools involved. And instructions. I hate instructions.
- •Hammered metal jewelry for idiotsMore my speed.
- •How do you spell family in Dutch?It's familie. Just in case you also have to write a Christmas card to your Dutch in laws.
- •Goat playing guitar in holiday sweater videoThis needs no explanation. But, here you go: https://www.facebook.com/nova937/videos/937115206343217/
- •Yolanda Foster blogDon't judge me. We both have Lyme disease. So, I want to punch all the RHOBH in the face for being meanies. Yeahhhh...I might watch too much Bravo.
- •Lasagne or lasagna?I vote lasagne.
- •Batika Indian Food MenuI know. I'm on the toilet and thinking about tikka masala. I'm not proud.
- •Easy as fuck baby blanket patternsNot a popular search term. Also, nothing is as easy as fuck as I was looking for.
- •David Sedaris tickets Bay AreaTotallllllllly scored some of these. I'll see you in May, Mr. Sedaris.