FEELINGS ABOUT CULOTTES 👖
I will fight to the death to defend your right to wear pretty much anything. But, that doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
- •For reference... Behold culottes.Thank you, Google.
- •I'm really confused, you guys.Shorts...but, pants...but, skirt...but, wide leg...but, tight waist. 😨
- •Old Navy recently sent me an email about culottes and how I should be wearing them.Apparently, with loafers. And, a smile. And, with much longer legs than my own.
- •I'm only 5 foot 3 inches, so these short/pant/skirt hybrids are gonna make me look like Cee-Lo Green in track shorts.I don't wanna look like this.
- •Where do I put my sizable hips?Does this mean it's going to read like mom jeans on top and like JNCO jeans on the bottom? I can't process this.
- •If we are going to play around with weird hybrid bottoms coming back into style, I'd like to make the following suggestions: the skort, Adidas tear away pants, overall shorts, or palazzo pants.Just no culottes.
- •Who looks good in these?Please write a separate list "people who look fly as hell in culottes". K,thanks.