REASONS WATERMELON "CAKE" IS BULLSHIT 🍉🍰👎🏻
Your Cool Whip frosting ain't fooling NO ONE, Son! 🍰
- •It's not even remotely a cake. Like, at all.So, stop lying to me.
- •The only way I'll ever be cool with this culinary crime is if it's called "watermelon with cream and stuff". No surprises.Not a cake. Don't try to fool me.
- •Birthdays come but once a year. Please don't put candles in this.I'll freak out.
- •Ditto watermelon steak!GTFOSuggested by @ladyprofessor
- •Doughnuts. Nope.All the feelings.