REASONS WATERMELON "CAKE" IS BULLSHIT 🍉🍰👎🏻

Your Cool Whip frosting ain't fooling NO ONE, Son! 🍰
  1. It's not even remotely a cake. Like, at all.
    So, stop lying to me.
  2. The only way I'll ever be cool with this culinary crime is if it's called "watermelon with cream and stuff". No surprises.
    Not a cake. Don't try to fool me.
  3. Birthdays come but once a year. Please don't put candles in this.
    I'll freak out.
  4. Ditto watermelon steak!
    GTFO
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  5. Doughnuts. Nope.
    All the feelings.