THINGS I SAW A SIX YEAR OLD LICK
My cousin is six. He licks things. Sometimes I catch him in the act--then he looks at me like 😳.
- •A doorknob
- •A whole plate of sugar cookiesYeah...he put them back neatly.
- •Four taco shellsHe looked particularly guilty over these.
- •A gingerbread house
- •An iPad
- •His brotherBrother was not amused. Started crying "mommmmmmm! Tell him to stop licking my face!"
- •His brother's candy caneInsert more tears
- •His brother's new BB8 robotMore tears.
- •A bag of mini muffins
- •The door frame
- •An iphone
- •A stack of paper plates