THINGS I SAW A SIX YEAR OLD LICK

My cousin is six. He licks things. Sometimes I catch him in the act--then he looks at me like 😳.
  1. A doorknob
  2. A whole plate of sugar cookies
    Yeah...he put them back neatly.
  3. Four taco shells
    He looked particularly guilty over these.
  4. Crayons
  5. A gingerbread house
  6. An iPad
  7. His brother
    Brother was not amused. Started crying "mommmmmmm! Tell him to stop licking my face!"
  8. His brother's candy cane
    Insert more tears
  9. His brother's new BB8 robot
    More tears.
  10. A bag of mini muffins
  11. The door frame
  12. An iphone
  13. A stack of paper plates