Went to Vegas this past weekend and brought my puppy... Lame but relevant
  1. Five hour drive: ....I've never been in the car this long... Are they returning me 😳😳
  2. Pulling up to hotel: ....pretty sure THIS is where you're returning me to
  3. In hotel room: i have no idea where I am.... I'm just going to pee right here on the rug
  4. Being left in the hotel room: why am I alone?! Are they leaving me here forever?! I'm just going to go shit in the shower (seriously)
  5. Owners return: hey guys it's not bad here!! This bed is pretty comfy and I tore up that roll of toilet paper for ya!! Also my poop is the same color as the shower so you won't notice it until you step on it 😊
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