THINGS THAT GOES THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN WAITING FOR THE BATHROOM

Ladies bathroom suck balls
  1. I wonder if I have to go #2
  2. Should I go #2?
  3. How many people here are going #2?
  4. I wish I knew so that I can feel better about my choice
  5. I wonder if I'll be hungry after this
  6. Bahahaha who am I kidding, I can always eat even when I just ate
  7. I should buy extra food in case James wants some. If he doesn't then it's more food for me