5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

I sometimes work better in visuals... makes sense.
  1. Shark kite attacks from the building next door. It's OK, I have whiskey to protect me.
  2. Thanks Car2Go. I didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
  3. Tie dye rag, from my time cleaning University of Iowa dorm rooms in the summer of 2001. One of my more glamorous jobs.
  4. I don't remember whose dog this is, or why it's on my phone.
  5. Huh. Don't remember posting this ever. Fell into the photo abyss.