Things That Are Making Midnight Mass Tough
- •I'm not even CatholicBut this was the only thing my mom wanted for Christmas
- •We had to get here an hour early to get "the good seats"So I've been here for 53 minutes and the actual main event has not even started.
- •Everything smells of balsam. Like there are so many green, 3 wicked Yankee candles here.
- •I had to shake hands with the super hot priest and he was wearing his Clark Kent glasses on top of it.
- •I am definitely going to hell for every thought I've had IN THIS CHURCH on BABY JESUS' BIRTHDAY following that.
- •It is so late and I am so tired.
- •I ate too much holiday themed candy.