Things That Are Making Midnight Mass Tough

  1. I'm not even Catholic
    But this was the only thing my mom wanted for Christmas
  2. We had to get here an hour early to get "the good seats"
    So I've been here for 53 minutes and the actual main event has not even started.
  3. Everything smells of balsam. Like there are so many green, 3 wicked Yankee candles here.
  4. I had to shake hands with the super hot priest and he was wearing his Clark Kent glasses on top of it.
  5. I am definitely going to hell for every thought I've had IN THIS CHURCH on BABY JESUS' BIRTHDAY following that.
  6. It is so late and I am so tired.
  7. I ate too much holiday themed candy.