My Top 5 Favorite Material Possessions
I have cool shit guys, for real
- •Diego, my dinosaur pirate friend who lives on my wall and brings me great joy
- •My traumprinzfinder named Jefferey. Traumprinzfinder roughly translates to "dream prince finder", so it's basically a German stuffed toy that's supposed to find me a boyfriend. Shout out to @juliabannon for this bomb ass present.
- •My Tina Fey ring, god bless lmao
- •My "not today satan" banner, it speaks to my soul
- •My Ron Swanson tote bag. It has his pyramid of greatness on the other side of the bag!!!