Requested by Kate

My Top 5 Favorite Material Possessions

I have cool shit guys, for real
  1. Diego, my dinosaur pirate friend who lives on my wall and brings me great joy
  2. My traumprinzfinder named Jefferey. Traumprinzfinder roughly translates to "dream prince finder", so it's basically a German stuffed toy that's supposed to find me a boyfriend. Shout out to @juliabannon for this bomb ass present.
  3. My Tina Fey ring, god bless lmao
  4. My "not today satan" banner, it speaks to my soul
  5. My Ron Swanson tote bag. It has his pyramid of greatness on the other side of the bag!!!