People Who Can Fuck Right Off

  1. Every math teacher who ever made me redo a math problem - not because I got the wrong answer but because I didn't find the answer the "right" way
    you can fuck right off that is some bullshit
  2. Anyone who dressed up as a cat for Halloween but didn't fully commit. Wearing skin tight black crop tops and cat ears doesn't count.
    you can fuck right off either be a cat or be a skank you can't be both
  3. People or places that password protect their wifi
    you can fuck right off that's just rude
  4. People who don't let pregnant women or the elderly sit on the subway
    you can fuck right off because you obviously have no ethics or morals
  5. Anyone with a personalized license plate
    you can fuck right off for obvious reasons
  6. Women who infantilize themselves to please men
    you can fuck right off you're making us all look bad
  7. Donald Trump and his dingy yellow combover
    you can fuck right off because you're terrifying and ignorant and should not be in charge of this country
  8. Overly perky trainers at the gym
    you can fuck right off because it is 8 am and I do not want to be here
  9. The woman at the grocery store who took the raspberries out of my shopping cart when I wasn't looking
    you can fuck right off they were in my cart you ANIMAL