Reasons for ME to Say My Catchphrase, "Not Today, Satan!"
i say this a lot
- •Almost leaving the house without my keysnot today satan
- •Realizing I'm about to text something weird/sexual/generally inappropriate to the wrong personnot today satan !
- •Almost slipping in the shower and/or cracking my head open on the bathtubyou almost got me there, satan. but not today.
- •About to start a workout without stretching my very sore hip flexors first.good try, satan. BUT NOT TODAY.
- •Almost running a red lightI know you want me to join you in the underworld, satan, but not today!!!!!!
- •realizing before I do it that if I eat an entire wedge of brie by myself I'll get the shitsNOT TODAY, SATAN