Requested by Janna

Things And/or People I'm Giving the Finger

I'm assuming this is in reference to my profile pic - thank u for your interest!!!! @jannychan
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    The picture in question!!!
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    Donald Trump
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    The waiter who rolled his eyes when i asked if could get the burger without cheese
    I'm lactose intolerant motherfucker SORRY THATS AN INCONVENIENCE FOR YOU πŸ–•πŸΌ
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    The lady at the grocery store who took the last box of raspberries out of my cart when I wasn't paying attention
    this happened like a month ago and I still think about it at least once a day πŸ–•πŸΌ
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    The snot-nosed kid in my neighborhood who left slices of salami in my mailbox
    ?????? why u do dis πŸ–•πŸΌ
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    The man who sat behind me at the movie theater when I saw Sisters (for the first of 3 times) and totally ruined it by texting loudly the entire time
    πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ DO U EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TINA FEY MEANS TO ME
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    The intern at the hospital who tried to put an IV in me when I was still sleeping
    You had no idea what you were doing, it was 5 am, pretty sure putting needles in children while they sleep is illegal??? it just has to be???? πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ
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    The squirrel that keeps scaring the beautiful birds away from my bird feeder
    Leave my birds ALONE you tree rat!!!! πŸ–•πŸΌ
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    The guy who cut me off merging on to route 1 and then flipped me off when I honked
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