Things I Wish I Could Ask My Dog
- •why did you eat that?
- •why are you licking that other dog's butthole?!
- •when you tilt your head when I'm talking to you are you actually listening or are you just being a dog??
- •why are your lips black is that just a general dog thing or are you sick?
- •is there a dog hierarchy?
- •is there dog racism????
- •do you forget that I exist every time I leave the house and then re-learn to love me every time I come home???
- •why do you roll on other animal shits is it a power play?