IPHONE BATTERY LEVELS RANKED

  1. 1.
    98%
    It's not at 💯 which I find to be to be pointless because two Instagram refreshes and we are right where I like it 98%
  2. 2.
    0% aka dead.
    This is where I face the fates and decide it's what's meant to be and just focus on what I actually should be focusing on aka fronds, family, reading more than 12-22 pages at a time before looking at my phone. This lasts 1-3 hours and then it's all hands on deck outlet hunt.
  3. 3.
    67%
    This makes me feel secure enough to not charge before I leave the house for dinner but insecure enough to be annoyed when people order dessert and then COFFEE!
  4. 4.
    32%
    You are so selfish because I know my Spotify is going to take you down to 20% in like 7 minutes and then the battery warning alert is on and then ugh!
  5. 5.
    16%
    This weirdly makes me happy because I decide here what's really important or more like who is really important enough to text right now because it's that crunch time. Do I search for a charger or do I just do me and let the fall all happen naturally
  6. 6.
    3%
    You actually disgust me and at this point just die already you are worthless