THINGS I WISH I WAS ALLERGIC TO

  1. Pizza
  2. Frozen yogurt
  3. Peanuts
    It sounds thrilling
  4. Milk chocolate
    Not dark chocolate with sea salt!
  5. Texting and driving
  6. Constant empathy
  7. Weed
    But only on week nights
  8. Beer
    So it would make sense why I've only tried it 2 times in my life