Calories are invented by humans and humans I think made a huge mistake here
  1. Salad dressing
    Feel mixed about ranch because that I think I can't argue it feels like it's meant to have calories
  2. Almond milk
  3. Ketchup
  4. Yogurt
  5. Smoothies
  6. Salads
  7. Any protein
    Besides cold cuts. That I get. Not a lot but a quick 30 calories I would accept
  8. Avocado
  9. All nuts besides peanuts
  10. Blue Raspberry Icees
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  11. Clear liquor
    I mean, come on!
    Suggested by @olive
  12. All vegetables (besides potatoes)
    Suggested by @itsmekristae
  13. Coffee
    Suggested by @RachelApproved
  14. Quinoa
    I'm pretty sure it just floats right through you anyways
    Suggested by @kasey_johnson
  15. Any kind of soup.
    Suggested by @sweetpea8389
  16. Hummus
    Suggested by @angusisley
  17. Frozen yogurt samples
    You probably burn them off working the pumps at those self-serve places.
    Suggested by @jenna
  18. chia seeds
    Suggested by @boygirlparty
  19. Fruit
    Suggested by @mgallerani
  20. Samples
    Suggested by @katrinacullingworth
  21. Vegan chocolate chip cookies
    Suggested by @minhal
  22. Tic-tacs
    You mean they really couldn't squeeze that last calorie out of there?
    Suggested by @pyrrho
  23. Hard, not-melted cheese
    Suggested by @jeberrs