THINGS TO NOT DO ON THE NEW YEARS EVE

  1. Do drugs. Save it for the next day or day before. Don't be so obvious
  2. VEGAS (except if it was for a Britney Spears concert) i very much get that
  3. Not sleep early because that's sort of the best feeling
  4. Text people you shouldn't text because you feel vulnerable and probably desperate
  5. Drive
  6. Wear sequins because you think it feels special and festive
  7. Reminisce about anything
  8. Cry about how much you love your pets or kids