WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE
Please feel free to suggest rude things but please avoid suggestions about rude people! That's just rude.
- •Starbucks not serving almond milkCoffee bean has worked this out and I know you can work this out
- •Parking tickets when it's rainingDo we really need this? And those plastic envelopes are extra upsetting
- •Computers getting so hotThis feels like something that shouldn't happen. I'm no engineer but @charlie who do I need to talk to here?
- •TSA not letting water inI'm sorry but I'm trying to hydrate not murder with liquids
- •Charging extra for avocadosI don't mind paying for this at all but I don't like to be reminded 3x that it's extra! I'm prepared for this
- •Restaurants that won't seat you until your whole party arrivesWhy? I'll order for them! Calm down
- •Bathroom keysThis is so silly and a waste of time. Also, extra when the key is attached to large objects
- •Coffee shops with no power outletsI bought a fancy latte AND a pastry, so I deserve a little power. I understand you don't want me here all day, but my 2010 MacBook has a battery life of 12 minutes.Suggested by @lindsinger
- •Hair dryer nozzles always be falling off! Like, just sell it to me with the nozzle thing permanently attached!Suggested by @alexandrafiber
- •When public bathrooms don't have mirrorsHow am I supposed to check my hair without this?Suggested by @erinmallorylong
- •Sweet and sunny springtime doubling as allergy seasonBittersweet symphony that's lifeSuggested by @devynn
- •Delayed flightsWe all need to get there! Rude!Suggested by @laure
- •Mysterious phone battery lifeExcusez-moi, 100% to 20% takes all day but 20% to completely dead takes a minute and I'm on the subway and I'm so bored now? No.Suggested by @yrfriendrachel