Reasons to Move to Norway

Since people keep asking me and I don't have a proper answer, here's a list to choose from: (p.s.: don't take me seriously)
  1. A-ha
    In particular the disappearingly low possibility to walk into Morten Harket and sing a duet with Mr. Angel's Voice
  2. Wolves
    Coz it's not like I can see wild wolves in Germany nowadays
  3. Getting eaten by a polar bear
    Just seems like an utterly weird way to go
  4. Picturesque landscape
    We also don't have that in Germany...
  5. Norwegian is just such a useful language to learn
  6. Northern lights
    Can't really argue this one...