A THEORY ABOUT DANA
@DanaDigsYou prove me wrong
- •I'm a girl detectiveA la Nancy Drew a la Harriet the Spy a la Cam Janson a la Veronica Mars
- •I've just discovered something about Dana 🔦🔦🕯🕯🔍🔍🔍
- •SHE ONLY HAS ONE EYE
- •CLUE NUMBER ONE
- •CLUE NUMBER TWO
- •CLUE NUMBER THREE@tombatten can you confirm or deny??
- •Like any good discovery, this only leads to more questions. There's so much still to be investigated!
- •Does @DanaDigsYou have one huge magical eye that she passes back and forth between her eye sockets and it can see the future, a la the Fates in Hercules?
- •Is she an android waiting for her eye replacement to arrive via drone delivery?
- •Did she just lose one in a knife fight and she flips her photos so we can't tell which one?
- •Well, gumshoes, that's all I've got for now.
- •Love, a Super Duper Sleuther 🔍🔍🔍(First class private eye)