DUMB LIST OF DIRTY RHYMING EUPHEMISMS

Help me add delight to my inner 11 year old
  1. Coochie smoochie
    Oral sex on a vagina
  2. Dick lick
    Oral sex on a penis
  3. Peen sheen
    A dick that looks so good it might as well be shining
  4. Vag badge
    What I would award my vagina if she were in Girl Scouts