I welcome the fucked up, the squirmy, the silly, the weird, yearning to breathe free.
- •Have no hands or no genitals?
- •Have a face on your butt (Professor Quirrel style) or a butt on your face (you can put it on your forehead or whatever)?
- •Change genders or lose 15 IQ points?For non-binary or agender people, Option A can be "be restricted to one gender," or something else, I don't fucking know
- •Swear once per minute or never swear again?
- •Have a Flowers for Algernon situation or a Benjamin Button situation?
- •Say "love you" to your boss or say "thanks mom/dad" to your boss?
- •Text someone something rude about them by mistake or say something rude about someone when they are physically right behind you?
- •Have penises for limbs or have wheels for limbs?All four.
- •Cyber bully someone or be cyber bullied?
- •Have your parents see your porn watching history or see your parents' porn watching history?
- •Watch CatDog forever or watch one episode of Seinfeld forever?
- •Be really good at one skill, but never be recognized, or be super famous but everything you do is by one talented person behind the scenes?
- •Would you rather have penises for legs or penises for fingers?Suggested by @mkazin
- •Would you rather eat a piece of poo like an inch in size or drink a gallon of pee?Suggested by @paigeparker
- •Buttholes for eyes or penis for nose? You can still see/smell.Suggested by @paigeparker
- •Have sex with your sibling or kill your sibling with your bare hands?