Warning: braggadocio ahead
  1. I listed two months ago about being fired from a job where I did not feel like myself
  2. I moped around for a while
  3. I applied to a bunch of jobs
  4. I interviewed for a bunch of them
  5. I almost got a bunch of them but didn't
  6. But in the meantime I got to have lunch with Rita Wilson at the Beverly Hills Il Fornaio, which was honestly the best "interview" in the world
  7. I started posting my writing and body positive thoughts on fb and got a bunch of good feedback
  8. One of my friends messaged me about a job opportunity she thought I would be good for
  9. I interviewed and was just myself
  10. I told a story about when I was young and weird and did a ton of historical reenactments
    Also I talked about TheListApp which made me seem very ~~cutting edge~~
  11. I waited a week
  12. I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. I am working at BuzzFeed starting in January and I am very excited.
  14. 👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻💎💎💎💎