JUST NOT FUCKING HAVING IT TODAY

  1. I feel SAVAGE today
  2. I don't know why
  3. My sister was in a car accident and I spent all day helping her yesterday and I'm super tired
    (She's ok btw)
  4. I don't want to write meaningless lists forever (at my job not here lol)
  5. A man stared at me when I walked to Starbucks and kept making eye contact creepily even when I looked straight at him which usually stops that shit
  6. I walked past and felt him still looking so I stopped and TURNED AROUND and glared at him and only then did he look away
  7. Then he looked at me through the window while I was getting Starbucks
  8. I walked out and past him and didn't look at him but put my middle finger up behind my back so he would see it 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
  9. Fuck that honestly
  10. Also all my female friends who post on fb that they support Hillary and are tired of being attacked by Bernie Bros ARE IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED BY MORE BERNIE BROS
  11. I hate the machine that churns out garbage online to read for clicks and doesn't value originality of thought
  12. I hate that I've been told to stop saying "please" so I sound more assertive
  13. I LIKE THAT I'M POLITE, OKAY????
  14. I have one pimple on my chin and I'm furious at it
  15. I hate that Sylvia Plath is dead
  16. I hate how loud this guy in my office talks when he's on phone calls and doesn't go out of the shared space
  17. GUHHHHHHhdjdiepwpsnfjrelwlwl