NEW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD IN THE WORST TUTORING CLIENT OLYMPICS

  1. Tutoring my favorite client tonight
  2. Only one who hasn't ever said something that makes me want to die
  3. We are working on geometry
  4. Carefully going through a study guide
  5. Feeling successful and like I'm helping her understand
  6. She has to draw a triangle carefully for this one?
  7. No prob we got it
  8. Hmm, do you have a ruler so we can make the lines sharp?
  9. "No but I just use this"
  10. She opens her pencil pouch
  11. Pulls out a fucking iPhone
  12. Uses it as a ruler
  13. "Ya it's my moms old one so I use it for this"
  14. Puts it back in the pouch and zips it up
  15. Fuck everything
  16. .
    I was using my phone as calculator so I could stealthily take a pic without it being obvious don't worry