RIDICULOUS THINGS THE KIDS I TUTOR IN THE PACIFIC PALISADES HAVE SAID
Palisades are a super rich area of LA, ICYDK. I swear to god these are all 100% real
- •"Yeah I'm a Patriots fan because Tom Brady used to be my neighbor"
- •"My dad is friends with Spielberg, so yeah, I'm pretty sure I can get an internship.
- •"My mom just lowered our family Starbucks budget to $3500 a month"I managed to croak "bummer!" before I killed myself
- •"That's my mom's Oscar."
- •"No, I've never made pasta or coffee. Juana does that."I was trying to explain what filtration was.
- •"My driver will be here soon so..."
- •"Do you mean like...the Hamptons Jitney?"Apparently this is a train or something that only goes to the Hamptons???? Idk I was trying to explain what a jetty is
- •And my favorite...
- •"Does it ever make you sad that your job is to come here and annoy me?"NO YOU LITTLE SHITBAG I RELISH IT