THE LA LIBRARY'S CENTRAL BRANCH IS FUCKING METAL

  1. THESE STEPS HAVE WORDS ON THEM IN MANY LANGUAGES AND ARE ACTUALLY A WORK OF ART CALLED "THE SPINE" LIKE THE SPINE OF A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK
  2. BADASS FOUNTAIN HEAD COVERED IN MERCURY SHIT LOOKING LIKE HE GOT CAST IN CEMENT WHILE CROWDSURFING
  3. METAL FUCKING ARTWORK ON THE CEILING CALLED "SEVEN CENTERS" ABOUT DECENTRALIZING THE CANON
  4. SPHYNX WITH HARDCORE POETRY QUOTATION
  5. ZODIAC LAMP IN THE READING ROOM WITH A STONE COLD LIGHT UP GLOBE
  6. OLD SCHOOL LIBRARY CARD FILING SYSTEM ISN'T FOR LITTLE BITCHES
  7. GOOSEBUMPS DISPLAY FOR METAL KIDS AND PUNKS OF ALL AGES
  8. METAL AS FUCK TO READ TO YOUR KIDS
  9. PAINTED WOODEN CEILING LIKE IN A BADASS EUROPEAN CASTLE
  10. HANDS CAN BE USED TO ROCK OR TO HOLD THE LIGHT OF LEARNING
  11. 80S CARPET IN THE STACKS LEADING YOU TO A METAL AS FUCK READING SELECTION
  12. METAL AS SHIT LITTLE KID READING VERY CALMLY
  13. WHERE ELSE IS FUCKING HARDCORE ENOUGH TO HAVE A PLAQUE TO A LIBRARIAN
  14. WEIRD ASS LOCAL ART WITH A HUGE METAL BURD
  15. WALLPAPER WITH BOOK NAMES IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN ELEVATOR
  16. STONE CARVING OF CHILDREN'S STORIES FOR BAD ASSES ONLY
  17. THE LIBRARY OFFERS FREE TUTORING AND CLASSES ALL THE TIME LIKE A TRUE STONE COLD METAL FACTORY OF KNOWLEDGE